"you’re not… like that… down there, are you?”
"not that’s it’s any of your business, but my designer was much more thoughtful."
WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT WHETHER DORIAN HAS A PENIS OR NOT?
I’m still kind of shocked about how Dorian backhanded that van into obliteration though.
I guess we’ll be seeing the ‘not so cute’ side of him soon. Can’t wait.
But he’s Dorian he’ll always be cute.
After I was done laughing my ass off watching this whole thing develop all I could think about was what I’d find on Tumblr that would recreate it and what all the fans would be saying here.